In the lush forest that border the famous Rocky Mountain National Park lies a mystic and ancient lands called State Forest State Park. The trails that wind through this region have been guarded for 31 long years by a mighty sorcerer, Terry, who’s well tamped trails were famous throughout all the lands. Legend holds that even the weakest of ankles could walk upon this tread with little to worry of rolling, causing the villagers to raise many questions. Was there magic laced into these trails? Where did Terry acquire so much mineral soil? Did she spike the fig newtons with potions? The town of Walden named this period the Golden Age, where recreation was fruitful and powdered lemonade flowed like water. Terry’s powerful reign came to an end as she was overthrown by a lone traveler, going by the name of Kevin, who speeds across the land in his infamous OHV side by side, where he wields the mighty chainsaw to lay waste to snags that threaten the village. Kevin’s kingdom was established on principles that changed the villages way of life, by forcing upon them paid vacation days, less rigorous work schedules, longer breaks, old time country tunes, and very loose lightning protocols. His kingship became a beacon for the people across the village who had felt overworked during the golden age to raise up arms against the established ways of life and spend less time working, more time chilling. A mighty war broke out as Terry returned from her retirement to remove the usurper and restore her trails to their original glory. In the midst of these trying times, vagabond travelers from the neighboring lands of Wyoming appear, bringing tidings of good trails and honest work. They called themselves Alpha, a crew herald across the mountain as the most sexy, funny, intelligent, humble, and sexy trail workers in recent memory. Their long search for a place to bed and a trail to tread ended when they reach the lands of State Forest State Park, but little did they know of the battles they were surrounded by. The following week they wielded their Pulaski‘s and picks with pride and honor, defending these great public lands against erosion and fighting to mend the rift between the two opposing nations. Will these states ever make amends? Will Terry ever reclaim her thrown? WILL LEAH EVER TAKE A SHOWER!?!?!? Find out at derig.
-Crew ALPHA
July 2018
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