Dirt- Instant Tan
Tools- Weapons of Path Construction
Water- Survival Juice
Wind- Odor Dispenser
Breeze- Air Conditioning
Gust- Dirt Thrower
Dirt- Ant Generator
Sunburns-"The Aftermath"
The Sun- Evil
Sunscreen- Evil Slayer
Blisters- Death Bubbles
Clouds- Old Unreliable
Wool Socks- Incinerators
Deodorant- De-Funck-afier
Gloves- Hand Armour
Rock- Tool Denter
Trees- Oxygen Machines
Lunch- Feast of Fools
Breaks- Power Outlet
Shoe Laces- Trip Wire
Van- Tom's Music Mobil
Hand Sanitizer- Portable sink
Grilled Cheese- Cheese Toasties
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