Unused Food Inventory:
4lbs slightly moldy potatoes
1lb cheese from week 2
6 cans corn
2 boxes gluten free pasta (ew)
1 lock of Tex's hair
3 cans beans (refried)
1 can spinach
8oz pesto
24oz tomato sauce
2 cans mushrooms
2 cups flour
1 bottle vegetable oil
2 can coconut milk
4 bottles hot sauce
6lbs rice
4 Jesus candles
8oz incense
Instructions:
Step 1: Take all canned food, mix corn, beans, tomato sauce, and pesto in a large skillet. Throw spinach, mushrooms, and gluten free pasta in the trash.
Step 2: Cook skillet over medium heat until water has cooked off. Cut moldy pieces off of potatoes and cook with Tex's hair and coconut milk, lightly coat in flour prior to cooking.
Step 3: Add hot sauce to vegetables, simmer on low, cook rice and add potatoes when finished.
Step 4: Mix rice/potato mixture with vegetables and hot sauce. Serve hot.
Step 5: Crew hates dish, throw it in the trash and drive to Wendy's for the 4x4 combo.
Step 6: Build shrine to Wendy Peppercorn using candles and incense.
Step 7: Pray.
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