Last week was the day which will go down in history , F-crew received a space van. Previously all 8 of us had been living out of a 5 seater pickup truck. Not only did the arrival end logistics headache, it also (more importantly) made all of us astronauts.
As a result our next hitch will be on the light side of the moon, where we will be installing drainage, and a singular American flag.
In preparation for the moon hitch we have been drinking tang by the gallon and spinning around until we throw up .
If you would like to support F-crews first moon hitch, please send freeze dried ice cream (or non-freeze dried ice cream) to 991 Captain Jack dr, steamboat springs CO 80487.
Your support makes it possible for us to be the first people on the moon ever.
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